Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Zombie Strippers - Jenna Jameson is Undead and still Hot
The plot is simple and to-the-point. President George W. Bush, with new VP Arnold Schwarzenegger, has just been "reelected" a fourth time due to the wonders of electronic voting machines. All forms of public nudity (including in strip clubs) have been made illegal. The war still rages in Iraq. And scientists at the evil W Corporation have created a zombie virus to give to dead soldiers so that they can keep fighting even after being killed. Sort of a futuristic stop-loss situation. With zombies.
Zombie Strippers review from io9
"Loving It"
SAITAMA —
Police on Wednesday arrested an adult movie producer, two cast members and crew for filming a porn movie at a McDonald’s shop in Higashi-Matsuyama City, Saitama Prefecture, in January.
Producer Kunikazu Ishii, 51, an actress, 21, an actor, 29, and staff were arrested for allegedly shooting a porn film at the McDonald’s outlet around 3 p.m. on Jan 24. A customer noticed them and called police. McDonald’s staff were apparently unaware of what was going on.
One of the suspects was quoted by police as saying, “We didn’t think it would be a problem as long as nobody noticed what we were doing.”
Top 7 Sexual Resumes in History
Spoiling the surprise, here's number one:
Cracked.comNot just an awesome Conan villain, Chamberlain was a monster on the court and is the only player to have ever scored 100 points in an NBA game. He was also the man who, like John Holmes, claimed to have banged 20,000 women. Though it was probably not the same 20,000 women because that would be an astonishing coincidence.
According to some people who know math, for Chamberlain's claim to be true he would have had to have sex with 1.14 women every day from the time he was 15 until he died. Factoring in things like sleep, work and his inability to score quite as often in his younger and later years, has him doing the deed with a different woman every three and a half hours. For 21 straight years.
via Sexoteric
Monday, April 21, 2008
Stoya, Back from the Future
So there we were yesterday afternoon sitting in the Stoya poster-plastered confines of the break room here at Fleshbot Central eating lunch from our Stoya lunchbox (which we totally had custom made and it is awesome) when all of a sudden an intern came running in with a copy of an email message that had just arrived: "Dear Fleshbot," the email said. "Here at Lazerbunny we are broadcasting from the future, and we knew four years ago that you would fall in love with Stoya. So we did this super intergalactic futurist dada vaginal view secretary photoset to keep you kids occupied while you're waiting for her next movie to come out. Hope you like it! Love, Stoyabot 3000 v3.0"
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The Sex Sphere
We've written about scifi author Rudy "Postsingular" Rucker's forgotten 1980s classic The Sex Sphere before — it's the novel where a bunch of hypermatter creatures take the forms of blobs with breasts and genitals and try to conquer Earth.
io9
io9
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Dirty Over Thirty - Quicky Review
Dirty Over 30 - Rent or Buy it Now| Synopsis: | Hot, fucked mamas! |
| Running Time: | 120 minutes |
| Release Year: | 2008 |
| Added on: | Mar 12th, 2008 |
| Categories: | Gonzo, MILFs, Busty, * Newly Added *, High Definition, Fire Crotch |
| Directed By: | Unknown |
| Features: | Behind The Scenes, Full Motion Chapter Menus, Multiple Languages, No Regional Coding, Photo Gallery, Shot in High Definition, Strip Tease |
| Starring: | India Summer, Jenner, Kitty Caulfield, Kylie Ireland, Lisa DeMarco, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Rhyse Richards |
Oracle - Fleshbot Review
In director Francois Clousot's "Oracle", Wicked contract star Kaylani Lei does more than just peer deeply into a crystal ball—she takes on several sets of the not-crystal kind and shows the guys they're attached to just what kind of sweet sex magic she has at her disposal. As far as we can tell, the movie involves Brooke Banner, Roxy DeVille, Brooke Haven, Evan Angelina, Ryder Skye, and Barret Blade
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Exxxotica: Miami - Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, and Stormy Daniels
Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, and Stormy Daniels will host the three-day fan convention Exxxotica: Miami this weekend, joining everyone from Ron Jeremy (of course) to Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Joanna Angel, Nautica Thorn, Moxxie Maddron,
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Phantom Whipsers
My fingers work open the buttons of his shirt and I lose his touch only long enough for his shirt to vanish. As Miles seduces from the stereo, clothing is shed though I never really leave his lap. Only long enough for jeans to be shucked and panties and underwear to be removed.
Phantom Fire
Phantom Fire
Futurismic - Posthuman Sex
t’s the return of the Mac! In this instalment of his Loving The Alien column, transhuman ufologist Mac Tonnies has been thinking about a subject that is dear to us all … but whose dearness is inexplicable when observed from a rational perspective. Which leads you to wondering - what will Posthuman Sex look like?
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
More than Lust
Once inside her, we eloquently balance our weight. I hear her say, his cock is inside of me. She moans loudly with red pleasure. I ask her in my dirtiest voice, if she likes me inside of her. She replies by fucking me back, hard. She presses all of her weight into me and the absolute intoxication of the poles in the emotions of our hours together builds and rides upward in me until, alas, I cannot control it any longer…
The Provocateur
Later
Back in my tub, I rub my clit between two fingers, hard. I’m already past wanting any kind of gentle lead-up to climax. The water swishes and splashes on my arm as my hips gyrate and cause my own miniature tub-tsumani.
Indiscretions, via Fleshbot
Gwenmedia bondage ball
Online fetish showcase GwenMedia recently hosted their first Bondage Ball in Hollywood at the Henry Ford Theater
Photo gallery at Fleshbot
Photo gallery at Fleshbot
Gropecunt Lane
Gropecunt Lane was a name used in English-speaking towns and cities in the Middle Ages for streets where prostitutes conducted their business. In most cases, the name would appear to derive directly from the words grope (sexual touching), and cunt (female genitalia). At one point there were streets of this name in many cities in Britain and Ireland, though in most cases later sensibilities changed the name to some more polite variation.[1]
A "Gropecuntelane" is the earliest citation in the entry for the word "cunt" in the Oxford English Dictionary, which dates the reference to about 1230.
Naughtiest Bible Verse Ever!
We knew that the Bible was filled with all kinds of naughtiness—rape, murder, incest, laying down with strange beasts—but we inadvertently just discovered what might be the filthiest verse of all. Ezekiel 23:8 (King James Version):
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Read the rest at fleshbot
Sunday, April 13, 2008
India's Choclate Cream - A quickie review
A super hot collection of hot chocolate babes. Amazing action, hot scenes and some great shots.
Rent or Buy it Now!
| Synopsis: | Smoking hot ebony queen India cums like a banshee! Six scenes of beautiful black babes who love to cum and love to get cum upon! |
| Running Time: | Unknown |
| Release Year: | 2008 |
| Added on: | Apr 4th, 2008 |
| Categories: | Gonzo, Black, * Newly Added * |
| Directed By: | Unknown |
| Features: | Behind The Scenes, Chapter Menus, No Regional Coding, Parental Lock, Photo Gallery |
| Starring: | Charlie, Cheyne Collins, Courtney Devine, Dick Tracy, India, Jas, Jesse Outlaw, John West, JR Reed, Misty Mason, Precious |
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The Fluent Cunnilinguist
[Y]ou will lightly pass your face across my pussy, taking in my scent. You say you love that. As I lie there, spread open and vulnerable, you say I’m beautiful. I feel your tongue ever so lightly across my clit, just a taste, just a sample. Then I feel you exploring my labia with your tongue, all around, for a long time. You gently open my lips. You raise my legs and put my feet on your shoulders, the better to tongue-fuck me, going as deep as you can. I feel your tongue catching my juices as they flow to my perineum. You know how sensitive I am there, so you linger. One hand reaches up and gently teases my nipples. You stroke my thighs.
The Fellatrices, via Sexoteric
Saturday, April 12, 2008
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